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More French Cities Banning Burkinis

After fights erupted in a Corsican village over use of the swimwear, many French cities have banned “burkinis,” or full-body swimsuits worn by Muslim women. What do you think?

Gordon Bickham • Data Memorizer

“Good. The burkini is just another oppressive way of reminding me other religions exist besides my own.”

Gordon Bickham • Data Memorizer

Frank Filipitch • Unemployed

“It’s like these women don’t even get that the whole point of beachwear is to captivate men.”

Frank Filipitch • Unemployed

Bernice Hausley • Dog Choreographer

“If that’s their idea of what Islamist extremism looks like, Corsica’s doing pretty well.”

Bernice Hausley • Dog Choreographer




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