Money Continues To Pour In To Some Undesignated Far-Off Point Somewhere

FAR, FAR AWAY FROM HERE—With the U.S. economy booming for the ninth straight year, money continues to pour into some undesignated far-off point somewhere, resulting in an increased standard of living for someone or another, common logic indicates. “I heard America is experiencing the greatest period of prosperity and fiscal health since the ’50s,” said steel-mill worker Devin Tumbusch of Philadelphia, who has not received a raise in four years. “I don’t know who’s benefitting from all this financial growth, but, wherever they may be, good for them.” The widespread economic stability is expected to greatly benefit a whole bunch of people whom someone else knows.