Miss California Loses Crown

Controversial Miss California Carrie Prejean lost her title for contract violations that included missing official pageant events. What do you think?


“They better promote that runner-up fast, or my RV show at the fairgrounds next weekend will be a big disappointment.”

Jill Klaus • Events Planner

“It’s not too late for her to enter the wet T-shirt contest down at Jimmy Mac’s. We picked up a pretty nice crown for the winner down at Party City.”

David Jackson • Party DJ

“I’m kind of desensitized to this stuff after seeing the beheading of Miss Oklahoma in ’83”

Darren Allyn • Systems Analyst




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