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Miss America Scrapping Swimsuit Portion Of Competition

In a statement from its new all-female leadership, the Miss America competition announced that it will remove the swimsuit portion and no longer judge participants on their outward appearance. What do you think?

Alfred Barnaby • Etiquette Instructor

“As long as they’re still being judged in some way.”

Alfred Barnaby • Etiquette Instructor

Francesca Grouper • Systems Analyst

“This spits in the face of every girl who’s ever starved herself to fit into a size four.”

Francesca Grouper • Systems Analyst

Derek Speed • Talon Collector

“We can still wear them at home while we watch the competition though, right?”

Derek Speed • Talon Collector