Following a government shutdown in which bars in Minnesota were unable to renew their liquor-purchasing cards, many establishments are running out of alcoholic beverages to serve. What do you think?
“Just you watch, this is the first step in the Democrat agenda to turn America into a socialist, single-drinker state.”
Terry Martsch • Systems Analyst
“I guess this is where the tourist slogan ‘Escape to Wisconsin to get completely shitfaced’ really pays off.”
Maxine Nelson • Booster Assembler
“Look, I’ve got some old beers stashed in my closet from last August when my parents were out of town for a week. Anything for a price, Minnesota.”
Eugene Plouf • Unemployed
