In the past year, several military officers have been involved in major sex scandals, ranging from adultery to sexual assault. What do you think about sex and the military?
“After a night of lovemaking with a female recruit, I honorably discharged my semen all over her tits.”
Randall Farber • Private First Class
“What did these women think would happen, parading around in front of their commanding officers every day—right, left, right, left, right, left…?”
Christine Forrester • Math Teacher
“The real problem here is the uniform—It’s like a chick
Alvin Buchwald • Midshipman
“I once had sex in the military, but my sergeant said it was okay, since I killed the gook bitch afterwards.”
Ed Delessandro • Corporal
“You people don’t understand! There was a war on! It was rape or be raped! You can’t imagine the horror!”
Leo Orff • Lieutenant, USM (Ret.)
“This has been a problem ever since Bill Murray gave M.P. P.J. Soles the infamous ’Aunt Jemima Treatment.’”
Janet Meyerson • Systems Analyst
