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Mike Tyson Offered $20 Million To Compete In Fight

Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship is preparing to offer Mike Tyson over $20 million to come out of retirement for a single match, though the 53-year-old former heavyweight champion has yet to agree. What do you think?

Aaron Dilbeck • Bowl Stacker

“That money would be better spent on an up-and-coming has-been.”

Aaron Dilbeck • Bowl Stacker

Amanda Hecht • Dirt Classification Expert

“My dad came out of retirement to drive for Uber, so we all have our price.”

Amanda Hecht • Dirt Classification Expert

Shane Smiley • Pot Scrubber

“Oh jeez, what’s he fighting about this time?”

Shane Smiley • Pot Scrubber




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