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Mike Pence Drops Out Of Republican Presidential Campaign

Former U.S. Vice President Mike Pence ended his cash-strapped presidential campaign after struggling for months to convince Republican voters he was the best alternative to the man he once served with unswerving loyalty, Donald Trump. What do you think?

Christian Gaudette, Distance Estimator

“I guess not being liked by anyone didn’t work out as he planned.”

Christian Gaudette, Distance Estimator

Erin Rios, Funeral Bouncer

“Who can I turn to now if I love Trump’s policies but hate his popularity?”

Erin Rios, Funeral Bouncer

Cameron Finney, Unemployed

“His voter will be so disappointed.”

Cameron Finney, Unemployed




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