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Michigan Jury Convicts 2 Men Of Conspiring To Kidnap Gretchen Whitmer

A federal jury has found two men guilty of conspiring to kidnap Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer in 2020, with the men now facing a maximum sentence of life in prison. What do you think?

Belinda Santo, Street Vendor

“This is why I make it

Belinda Santo, Street Vendor

Keith Cavell, Unemployed

“So we can’t even abduct the officials our taxes pay for?”

Keith Cavell, Unemployed

Jameson Ullrich, Payment Denier

“It’s pretty unfair to be punished for something you didn’t even get to do.”

Jameson Ullrich, Payment Denier




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