49ers Wide Receiver
Strength: Great height, solid width, spectacular volume, and better-than-average circumference; Always maintains composure after a big drop; Only needs to try for one more year before huge contract
Weakness: Often gets lost in the stands on deep routes
Body Type: Athletic
Agility: Excellent ability to get both feet in-bounds at line of scrimmage
Quickness: Consistently beats blown coverage
Hand Softness: Cashmere
Franchise Records: Longest rookie holdout, most vague sexual assault charges
40-Yard Dash Time: Definitely going to get around to doing that soon
Darkest Secret: Doesn’t really enjoy financially supporting entire family and every friend he had in high school
