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Media Coverage Of The War

Across the nation, citizens are glued to their TV sets for war coverage. What do you think of the job the media are doing?

Michael Crane • Systems Analyst

“I watch the Fox News Channel, because they’re unbiased and support the war 100 percent.”

Michael Crane • Systems Analyst

Amanda Criss • Nutritionist

“One week into the conflict, it’s still unclear who will emerge as this war’s Arthur ’Scud Stud’ Kent.”

Amanda Criss • Nutritionist

Andrea Lytle • Homemaker

“Can’t we skip all that disturbing night-vision bombing stuff and go straight to the jubilant liberation footage?”

Andrea Lytle • Homemaker

Gordon Jackson • Architect

“I watch Al-Jazeera on satellite but turn the sound off and listen to NPR. I have no idea what the fuck is happening.”

Gordon Jackson • Architect

Dan Durkee • Roofer

“I’m hoping there will be helmet-mounted soldier-cams to be outraged by.”

Dan Durkee • Roofer

Mitchell Fawkes • Electrician

“Talk about your boring reruns.”

Mitchell Fawkes • Electrician




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