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MC Serch Updates List Of Gas-Face Recipients

QUEENS, NY—For the first time since the list’s 1989 release, MC Serch of 3rd Bass unveiled an updated Gas Face list Tuesday, removing such longtime recipients as Hammer and P.W. Botha in favor of more current wrongdoers. “Osama bin Laden… gets the gas face,” MC Serch, flanked by Prime Minister Pete Nice, told reporters. “Bill O’Reilly, shut the fuck up! Gas face!” Also included on MC Serch’s newly revised Gas Face list were Scott Peterson, U.S. Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA), and Grand Puba.




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