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Mattel Unveils Barbie 2020 Campaign Team Dolls

Mattel announced a lineup of four new Barbie dolls, including a presidential candidate, a campaign manager, a fundraiser, and a voter, which the company hopes will encourage young girls to see themselves in public leadership roles. What do you think?

Dale Warner • Systems Analyst

“No, thanks

Dale Warner • Systems Analyst

Shirley Majors • Memo Stapler

“It’s too late, she’ll never make it onto any of the ballots this close to the election.”

Shirley Majors • Memo Stapler

Chris Tranchita • New Age Orthodontist

“This is a big win for the very, very strange little girls who dream of being campaign fundraisers.”

Chris Tranchita • New Age Orthodontist




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