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Married Couples Have Similar Immune Systems

A new study found married couples have immune systems 50 percent more similar to one another than to other people, likely because their antibodies adjust to a shared lifestyle. What do you think?

Henry Caffrey • Paint Mixer

“God, marriage is boring.”

Henry Caffrey • Paint Mixer

Rick Dubois • Systems Analyst

“That’s great! It’ll really save on medical bills when my wife goes to the doctor and reports back for both of us.”

Rick Dubois • Systems Analyst

Stella Armstrong • Bank Custodian

“And yet there’s still only one cup included with the Mucinex.”

Stella Armstrong • Bank Custodian




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