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‘March For Science’ Planned For Earth Day

On April 22, scientists will march on Washington in support of open research and funding, an event intended to protest the Trump administration’s gag rule on government researchers. What do you think?

Charity Mullen • Retired Landlord

“A scientific appeal to reason and logic is exactly what’ll get Trump to change his mind.”

Charity Mullen • Retired Landlord

Barry Haugh • Factory Janitor

“These people should stop protesting and get back to whatever remains of their jobs.”

Barry Haugh • Factory Janitor

Gordon West • Peanut Sheller

“Their signs will be way too complicated.”

Gordon West • Peanut Sheller




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