Man Who Threatened To Move To Canada Before Election Still Here

CEDAR FALLS, IA– Despite repeated pre-election threats of expatriation, area resident Ron Glick remains a U.S. citizen, acquaintances of the 43-year-old reported Monday. “For weeks leading up to the election, Ron kept saying, ’I swear, if that clown wins, I am moving to Canada,’” coworker Paula Vogel said. “Well, he’s been at work every day since, so unless he’s commuting from Winnipeg, he’s still here.” Glick has threatened to renounce his citizenship every four years since 1980, when Reagan’s victory was supposed to have precipitated his emigration to Spain.