Man Trying To Remember How That Music They Used To Play Before HBO Movies Went

ALBANY, NY— Local resident Clint Fuster, 33, struggled to remember the old “HBO Feature Presentation” theme music from the ’80s Monday. “They had that thing where the camera zoomed through a city street and up into the sky,” Fuster said. “Then it went something like, ’Na-na-NAAA, na na-NAAA.’ But I also remember a part that went, like, ’NA-na-na, NA-na-na.’ It was really cool—almost as cool as the credits for USA Night Flight.”




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