Man Offered Cocaine By Guy He Met At Urinal 90 Seconds Ago

NEW YORK—A minute and a half after using a urinal at the Manhattan hotspot Bungalow 8 Monday, Gerard Bouchard, 25, was offered cocaine by the stranger voiding his bladder next to him. “As I’m leaving the restroom, the sweat-soaked guy I was pissing next to says, ’Sure is crowded, but, hey, lots of hot chicks and you can’t go wrong with that, right? Want a bump?’” Bouchard said. “I guess I didn’t realize that taking your penis out near someone makes them your good friend.” Bouchard declined the man’s generous offer, bypassing a chance to strengthen their urinating-in-close-proximity bond.