Man From Canada Acts Like He's Not Cold

BOSTON–While visiting family in Boston, Geoff MacArdle of Ottawa refused to admit that he was cold Monday. “This is nothing–this is like May in Ottawa,” insisted MacArdle, wearing a light spring jacket despite 23-degree temperatures. “Where I’m from, we have picnics in this weather.” MacArdle then went indoors, saying he had nothing to prove.




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