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Man Arrested After Attempting To Cross Atlantic In ‘Human-Powered Hamster Wheel’

The U.S. Coast Guard arrested a man trying to cross the Atlantic in a “human-powered hamster wheel,” having found him 70 miles off of Georgia’s coast while Hurricane Franklin headed toward the area. What do you think?

Randolph Napper, Poultry Trainer

“Everyone wants eco-friend

Randolph Napper, Poultry Trainer

Arthur Mulligan, Unemployed

“Men can’t do anything in this country anymore.”

Arthur Mulligan, Unemployed

Darcy Allegro, Backup Clapper

“Now we’ll never know what’s on the other side of the Atlantic.”

Darcy Allegro, Backup Clapper