Madeline Albright Sworn In As Secretary

WASHINGTON, DC—In a special ceremony at the White House Monday, Madeline Albright was sworn in as the nation’s 43rd U.S. Secretary, the highest government position ever held by a woman. President Clinton praised Albright, citing her excellent organizational skills and pleasant phone voice. “Miss Albright will make an excellent Secretary,” Clinton told the assembled reporters. “As a pioneer in the receptionist field, she is an inspiration to young women everywhere.” Clinton vowed that Albright would make the timely serving of coffee her “top priority.” Albright’s other duties will include some light typing and filing. Albright left a similar position in the principal’s office at Lakeview Junior High School in Rockville, MD, to accept the U.S. Secretary post.