Eight of 11 midsize luxury sedans failed to pass the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety’s tough new front-end crash test, with four such automobiles, including the Mercedes C-Class and Lexus ES, scoring the lowest possible rating of poor. What do you think?
“Yeah, but just think how impressed the EMTs will be.”
Mika Buchanan • Unemployed
“Tests like this are silly. Did you know you’re a million times more likely to die in a plane crash?”
Geoffrey Alstadter • Seedling Puller
“Good to know. So what’s the recommended angle at which I should crash my luxury sedan?”
Christian Hobbs • Taproom Attendant
