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LSD Inventor Dead

Albert Hofmann, the Swiss chemist who created the hallucinogen LSD, died the age of 102. What do you think?

Jackie Alpert • Grocer

“Shit. Did anyone remember to write down the recipe for LSD?”

Jackie Alpert • Grocer

Tom Ostin • Systems Analyst

“It’s just like I tell my kids: If you get involved with drugs, you’re going to end up dead.”

Tom Ostin • Systems Analyst

Bart Stein • Helicopter Pilot

“Oh man, there goes my hookup.”

Bart Stein • Helicopter Pilot




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