Lowlights Of Chad Johnson's Career

Wide receiver Chad Johnson’s brief stint with the Miami Dolphins ended last week after the three-time All-Pro was arrested for a domestic dispute and subsequently cut from the team. Onion Sports looks at Johnson’s most memorable low points.

2001-2010: Member of Cincinnati Bengals

2006: Injuries limit Johnson to just seven touchdown dances all season

2008: Is told that “eighty-five” in Spanish is actually “ochenta y cinco” by a Muppet on Sesame Street

2008: Publicly whines that he wants to be traded by Cincinnati after playing there for seven years, which is an embarrassingly long time to go without whining to get out of Cincinnati

2009: Scores and then promptly, professionally hands ball back to official

2010: Fined by the producers of Dancing With The Stars for showboating after a successful Viennese waltz

2011: Accidentally looks directly into Bill Belichick’s cold, lifeless eyes during a Patriots practice

2012: Changes last name back to ridiculous sounding “Johnson”

2012: Stuck on Dolphins roster for more than 12 weeks