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Louisiana Lawmakers Advance Bill To Classify Abortion As Homicide

Louisiana lawmakers have advanced a bill that would abolish abortion in the state, grant constitutional rights to “all unborn children from the moment of fertilization,” and classify abortion as a homicide crime. What do you think?

Jake Michaan, Golf Ball Diver

“This will only d

Jake Michaan, Golf Ball Diver

Rakesh Leiby, Carjacker

“Well, the punishment should fit the illusion of a crime.”

Rakesh Leiby, Carjacker

Vanita Wolberger, Height Estimator

“No worries, I’ll claim self defense.”

Vanita Wolberger, Height Estimator




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