Logo In Corner Of TV Reminds Man He's Masturbating To Spice

FRANKLIN, VT—A logo in the lower-right-hand corner of his TV screen helped remind Peter Brighton that he was masturbating to the Spice channel Monday. “Ah, so it’s Spice that’s presenting this quality softcore pornography that I am enjoying so much,” said Brighton during his autoerotic act. “I will be sure to keep Spice in mind when looking to stimulate myself to ejaculation in the future.”




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