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Lil Nas X’s ‘Old Town Road’ Breaks Billboard Record

After spending 17 weeks atop the Billboard Hot 100, Lil Nas X’s country-rap hit “Old Town Road” has officially broken the chart’s record for longest-running single, an honor previously held by Mariah Carey’s and Boyz II Men’s “One Sweet Day” and Luis Fonsi featuring Daddy Yankee’s “Despacito.” What do you think?

Sarah-Jayne Nunez • Rock Garden Demolisher

“Does this mean I can stop listening to it now?”

Sarah-Jayne Nunez • Rock Garden Demolisher

Andrew Miles • Tantric Psychiatrist

“Those rankings have always been rigged in favor of horse-based songs.”

Andrew Miles • Tantric Psychiatrist

Tony Frederickson • Hole Surveyo

“I hate when they ruin an oversaturated meme by turning it into an overplayed pop song.”

Tony Frederickson • Hole Surveyo




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