Men’s Basketball — Akron, Ohio
GDP Rank Among Olympic Nations If He Were Considered Own Country: 155/203
Heartwarming Background Story: Overcame being born without soul
Family: Compared to most Olympian parents, mother Gloria actually seems normal
Bad Habit: Sometimes, after particularly good game, forgets to thank self
Uplifting Olympic Moment: Bringing all the countries of the world together in a shared hatred of him
