Laura Bush: U.S. To Condemn Burma

First Lady Laura Bush said Tuesday that the White House was ready to slap sanctions on the Burmese military government if it did not move toward democracy. What do you think?


“I didn’t care about Darfur. Good luck getting me to give a shit about Burma.”

Ian Brannon • High School Administrator

“Shh, nobody tell her those monks aren’t Christian.”

Elizabeth Janey • Systems Analyst

“Gen. Shwe is going to be pretty embarrassed when there’s a big, blank space on his wall where the White House Christmas card should be.”

Jonah Simms • Salvage Expert




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