In an interview with The Telegraph, Lance Armstrong said that he feels like Harry Potter villain Lord Voldemort because the cycling world refuses to mention him or acknowledge he exists, saying, “[W]ho’s that character in Harry Potter they can’t talk about? Voldemort? It’s like that on every level.” What do you think?
“Comparing yourself to a fictional child-murderer is Public Image Rehab 101.”
Randy Yarborough • Posture Consultant
“Yeah, good luck getting back into the public’s good graces with that lackadaisical approach to the Potterverse, Lance.”
Alexis Pratt • Lingo Translator
“If Armstrong’s intent was to melt my heart with an image of Voldemort riding a bicycle, well done.”
Zack Moore • Unemployed
