Holding company JAB Beech has purchased donut chain Krispy Kreme for $1.35 billion, the latest acquisition for the company after purchasing Keurig, Peet’s Coffee, and Einstein Bros. Bagels. What do you think?
“It’s times like this I wish I had $1.35 billion.”
Florence Mulaney • Unemployed
“These investors are mere stewards. Krispy Kreme will always belong to the people.”
Brad Waldman • Sprinkle Inspector
“Sometimes conglomerates get cravings just as intense as the rest of us.”
Kent Noonan • Font Auditor
