Koren Robinson Promises His Next Drunk-Driving Incident Will Outdo Steve Foley's

GREEN BAY, WI—Troubled Packers wide receiver/kick returner Koren Robinson reacted to news of San Diego Chargers’ linebacker Steve Foley’s shooting during a recent DUI arrest by promising fans that his own upcoming alcohol-fueled rampage would eclipse Foley’s. “Mark my words, man, Foley’s .233 blood-alcohol level don’t mean nothin’ to a veteran like me,” said Robinson, who was recently acquired by the Packers after a drunk-driving arrest prompted his release from the Minnesota Vikings. “Now, getting shot three times is pretty good, but believe me, the way they’re gonna have to bring me down? National news a week straight, believe it.” Despite his guarantee, Robinson would not comment on whether he had set his sights on surpassing Lawrence Taylor’s all-time carousing legacy.