NEW YORK:
Carl Paladino (R) vs. Andrew Cuomo (D)
Eyes:
Paladino: Droopy-serious
Cuomo: Twinkly-hopeful
Stance on gay marriage:
Paladino: Against, because why buy the cow?
Cuomo: For it, but not sure about the whole meeting on the Internet thing
View of stimulus bill:
Paladino: Didn’t help
Cuomo: Didn’t hurt
Mother’s meatball recipe:
Paladino: Better than any restaurant, my hand to God
Cuomo: Friggin’ unbelievable
Top adviser:
Paladino: Mr. Tire Iron, right here
Cuomo: Father and former governor Mario Cuomo
