After a 3:00 AM car accident in downtown Washington, DC, representative Patrick Kennedy (D-RI) returned to a rehab clinic in Minnesota for treatment. What do you think?
“I blame his rehab clinic’s cafeteria for making the most addictive waffles on the planet. I’ve relapsed six times hoping to get another taste.”
Kathy Hollngs • Systems Analyst
“With his upbringing, I’m shocked he’s not a better drunk-driver.”
Wilhelm Greene • Market Analyst
“My Dad used to say it’s not summer until a Kennedy drives on the sidewalk. Well, he’s out planting his garden now.”
David Berger • Street Sweeper