Track and Field, 5000m and 10,000m — Ethiopia
Racing Strategy: Drafts behind other runners for first 9,998 meters of race and then jumps out in front at the last second like an asshole
Training Regimen: Once ran 23,000 miles in one day, but usually only goes 21,500 miles
Favorite Meter: 5,186th
Biggest Concern: Lack of antelope herd at London’s Olympic Stadium means he won’t have access to adequate pacing
Regret: Still finishing the 1,850,000-meter event from the 2008 Beijing games
