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Kathy Hochul Becomes First Female Governor Of New York

Kathy Hochul has been officially sworn in as New York’s first-ever female governor, replacing now-former Governor Andrew Cuomo who resigned after a state investigation found he had sexually harassed 11 women. What do you think?

Vincenzo Key, Bowl Packer

“It’s a real testament to laying low and biding your time.”

Vincenzo Key, Bowl Packer

Marta Goodwin, Semantics Analyst

“Sure, I guess this counts.”

Marta Goodwin, Semantics Analyst

Andrew Cuomo, Unemployed

“Awooga! Hummina, hummina, bazooooooooing!”

Andrew Cuomo, Unemployed




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