Justice Thomas Marks 5 Years Of Court Silence

Next week will mark the fifth anniversary of the last time Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas spoke aloud while hearing a case. What do you think?


“I never thought of Clarence Thomas as a mysterious bad boy with a dark past, but now that he’s not speaking, I can’t help but want to know more. Wow. He’s good.”

Alex Brill • Fiberglass Laminator

“It’s a shame, because that Georgian man’s voice sounds so elegant, sounds like it’s been greased with butter and danced with till midnight.”

Paula Kirby • Sales Agent

“Hey, cut us a break. We had to install that model in ’91. Back then you could either have a realistic looking Supreme Court Justicebot or one that could talk, but not both.”

Jeff Chung • Robotics Designer