Justice Department Won't Defend DOMA

In a move that surprised observers, the Obama administration announced Wednesday that the Department of Justice would no longer uphold the constitutionality of the Defense of Marriage Act. What do you think?


“Well I hope they don’t expect my wife and I to do it, because we’ve got our hands full defending Christmas.”

Meredith Beatty • Systems Analyst

“Yay! Now I can marry my clock!”

Paul Maodush • Architect

“Why’re you asking me? I knew this shirt made me look gay. Thanks, Mom!”

Larry Ziegahn • Unemployed




Sample front page of The Onion's DNC paper