Last week, jurors recommended that Scott Peterson be sentenced to death for murdering his pregnant wife, Laci. What do you think?
“Let this be a warning to psychopaths with photogenic wives everywhere.”
Pedro Fernandez • Baggage Porter
“What about Laci’s fetus’ potential children, and those childrens’ children? Folks, this was
Derrick Watts • Systems Analyst
“What’s going on? I’ve been busy trying to keep up with the thousands of other murders that took place this year. I’m a bit out of the loop on the Peterson case.”
Sherry Morrison • Cashier
“This story had everything—sex, death, and now death once again. I would’ve appreciated some more sex, also.”
Rich Hale • Bartender
“What am I supposed to tell my daughter when she asks, ’Why do exhaustively drawn-out things happen to bad people?’”
Warren Jacobs • Ship Captain
“Finally, the death of little Connor, the fetus with no personality, will be avenged.”
Florence Norris • Cardiologist