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John Glenn Dead At 95

Astronaut John Glenn, the first American to orbit the earth and later a record-setter for oldest person in space aboard a 1998 mission, has died at age 95. What do you think?

Desmond Rink • Jerky Packager

“This gives me hope that maybe someday I’ll die.”

Desmond Rink • Jerky Packager

Paul Rhone • Unemployed

“The moon landing might have been faked, but Glenn was the real deal. A true hero.”

Paul Rhone • Unemployed

Farrah Klingler • Baton Twirler

“He’s finally achieved his goal of getting away from Earth permanently.”

Farrah Klingler • Baton Twirler




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