Jackie Chan's Ancestors Shamed By Blooper Reel

HONG KONG— The shades of the ancestors of action hero Jackie Chan were posthumously disgraced upon seeing a “blooper reel” at the end of Rush Hour 2. “I die a thousand deaths when my dishonorable progeny fails to remember his line,” said the ghost of Chan Kim-Yiang, who died fighting against the British occupation of Hong Kong in 1840. “To see him flip off a restaurant table, only to land wrong and bonk his head, brings dishonor to all the Chans who have passed from this world into the realm of wind and ghosts.”