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J.K. Rowling Defends Trump’s Free Speech

Though she has previously referred to the Republican frontrunner as “worse than Voldemort” and considers his statements “bigoted and objectionable,” author J.K. Rowling says Donald Trump is nonetheless entitled to free speech and should not be banned from the U.K. as a British petition is demanding. What do you think?

Guy Voss • Heirloom Bestower

“J.K. Rowling should stay out of politics and stick to unsolicited revelations about the sexuality of beloved Harry Potter characters.”

Guy Voss • Heirloom Bestower

Rosalie Millen • Systems Analyst

“Defending someone’s freedom of speech is probably the best way to get in a few free jabs at them.”

Rosalie Millen • Systems Analyst

Tristan Wilkes • Retired Longshoreman

“At the end of the day, billionaires have to stick together.”

Tristan Wilkes • Retired Longshoreman




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