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Ivanka Trump Shutters Fashion Line

Facing boycotts and reported frustration over conflicts of interest, First Daughter Ivanka Trump shut down her fashion line, which sells accessories like handbags, perfume, and heels. What do you think?

Anastasia Wright • Glass Eye Polisher

“Damn, how am I sup

Anastasia Wright • Glass Eye Polisher

Nicholas Etre • Paint Thinner

“At least she has her many years of experience of being born wealthy to fall back on.”

Nicholas Etre • Paint Thinner

Richard Watkins • Conspiracy Theory Expert

“My heart breaks for all the children who are going to be out of a job.”

Richard Watkins • Conspiracy Theory Expert




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