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Italian Court To Retry Amanda Knox For Murder

Italy’s highest court ordered the retrial of American exchange student Amanda Knox and her Italian former boyfriend on charges they murdered Knox’s British roommate in 2007, reopening a case that captivated Italy with its lurid sexual details. What do you think?

Samantha Niederjohn • Mover

“Look, the only thing that girl’s guilty of is being beautiful and maybe murder.”

Samantha Niederjohn • Mover

Curly Welker • Unemployed

“Lucky. Why can’t we ever get cases with lurid sexual details here in America?”

Curly Welker • Unemployed

Jose Nobrega • Button Clamper

“Wow, that new pope is really shaking things up.”

Jose Nobrega • Button Clamper




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