The Dow recently passed 9,000 for the first time in nearly a year, raising hopes that the economy is finally poised for a turnaround. What do you think?
“It’s turning around? Hang on, I want to mention this to the guy repossessing my couch.”
Lou Alessandro • Truck Driver
“They’re just playing up the economy to distract us from the war.”
Mary Bohnert • Homemaker
“As a hurdler, I must warn you: Even though the economy has cleared this hurdle, there will likely be more hurdles to hurdle soon.”
Kathie Coombes • Hurdler
“Ah, the economy! How my soul stirs at the thought of discussing it! Sit! Sit! ’Tis a beautiful day, and we have all afternoon!”
Karl Edmonds • Systems Analyst
“Do we have enough for another war yet? How about an Olympics? Can I get another $300?”
Mark Adams • Shipping Clerk
“And with the low interest rates, there’s never been a better time to buy a home. Oh, wait–I’m fucking
Mike Ory • Unemployed
