Iraqi parliament elections are occurring today. What do you think?
“It’s got to be weird to take into account qualities such as ’least flammable’ when voting for a candidate.”
Jack Dutronc • Sommelier
“Can’t we just skip the middleman and have the Supreme Court choose the winner now?”
John Halliday • County Lineman
“It’s a good thing the elections didn’t happen a year or two ago—having 30,000 fewer voters will make the ballot count a lot easier.”
Francis Hardy • Pilot
