Iran released 15 sailors it had held captive for nearly two weeks, claiming they had entered Iranian waters. What do you think?
“Maritime borders are very difficult to determine. I find myself accidentally drifting into the waters of my neighbor’s bathtub all the time.”
Shelly Fontana • Nail Technician
“Considering the way things are going in the Middle East, I’m going to go ahead and call this an American victory.”
Bert Sutherland • Systems Analyst
“Oh, that’s just fantastic. Now who the hell is going to buy my preemptively crafted 2007 hostage tragedy memorabilia?”
Zack Skinner • Box Office Representative
