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IRA Disarmament

The Irish Republican Army, working with an independent international commission, claims to have destroyed all its weapons stockpiles. What do you think?

Harvey Ulrich • Policeman

“I knew that Guns For Guinness trade-in program would work where so many other attempts had failed.”

Harvey Ulrich • Policeman

May Voyle • Systems Analyst

“Finally, the Protestants and Catholics have found a common ground to bring them together. Now, if only they could team up to do something about all those filthy stinking Irishmen.”

May Voyle • Systems Analyst

John O’Donohu • CPA

“Well, it’s just as well. Political terrorism isn’t as sexy as it was in the ’80s.”

John O’Donohu • CPA




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