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Iowa Boobs-For-Grades Scandal

A University of Iowa professor is accused of fondling students in exchange for higher grades. What do you think?

Ruth Steinem • Systems Analyst

“Hopefully, in light of this incident, the taboo subject of sexual harassment will finally be discussed widely on college campuses.”

Ruth Steinem • Systems Analyst

Sam Pollard • Spot Welder

“I knew my busty, suggestible daughter wasn’t that smart.”

Sam Pollard • Spot Welder

Ray Pettibon • Screenwriter

“A professor fondles a student! That’s perfect! I’ve had the worst writer’s block for my upcoming porno!”

Ray Pettibon • Screenwriter