Internal Weakness Openly Shared With Coworkers

TUSKEGEE, AL—Though the information would in no way serve to improve his standing with his superiors, and, in all likelihood, would reveal him to be a weak, crumbling brick compromising the integrity of the wall that is society, Edge≠Tech associate supervisor Louis Greely, 34, openly shared a personal shortcoming with his coworkers Tuesday. “I’m tired,” Greely said within earshot of six fellow employees, all of whom now surely view him as a substandard contributor to the productivity of his workplace and nation. “I really hope we get out of here by [the bare minimum work-cessation hour of] five today.” Greely was reportedly anxious to leave work because he wished to compound his humiliating folly by weeping openly at his dying mother’s hospital bedside. 鱼